Declaration Of Santipendence - Santa Playa
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Declaration Of Santipendence

Declaration Of Santipendence

Somewhere in Venice Beach, July 4th 2016, a Declaration by the representatives of the United Part-Y-Fronts, in general hedonism assembled... they wrote down the following:

We hold these truths to be self-evident, "that all Smugglers are created equal, that they are endowed by their owner with certain unalienable Rights," that among these are Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness...

And so, a state of Santa Playa was declared and their first call of action was the creation of the Smugglers. A copy of this Declaration and news of the creation was sent to Office Depot to be xeroxed 200 times for distribution. Before long, the Declaration was read to audiences and reprinted in blogs and click-bait emails throughout the local web-borhood.

Now, you are witness to the beginning of a new-found rite of passage. These are not just any old pair of shorts, these are funky, breathable, comfy, and flexible shorts for any festive occasion. They're made to be worn all day, every day.

Smugglers give you the freedom to express who you truly are. Smugglers are perfect for hitting the beach, dancing 'til sunrise, relaxing by the pool, or musing at home and grinning insanely in the face of reality. 

You'll wear them for every occasion. Think acro yoga at a secluded eco-lodge, raving in the middle of a desert, rising above love and hate in your backyard.

Santa Playa documents a new meaning to partying in your pants. Once you put them on, you'll never take them off again.

Always On.